Tomorrow after school the gang is throwing me and Kate a shower. Kate just had her first baby, an adorable little girl that she will be bringing to the shower. And me, well, I'm just fat. Fat with twins.
I'm feeling kind of dumb to be having a shower since I am a member of the Sunshine Committee that is in charge of shower throwing and it says right on our list of regulations: "showers for first babies only."
But look at that cute invitation! And heaven knows I'm gonna need all the clothes and diapers and blankets I can get. Not to mention that I'm going to be having a yard sale to raise funds for a triple stroller the cheapest of which I have found will still cost me over $300. So yes, I need help. I guess I just feel unworthy of any offered charity.
In my next life I intend to be a much better person in general--maybe then I won't be so unworthy.