Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Another Lesson

If you are pregnant and somewhat stressed please do not go to Costco. You will think you are going to pick up milk and bread, but instead you will load your cart with Ravioli, Orange Chicken, and 800 Oreo Cookies. Then you will go home and eat approximately 19 cookies while you think as you dip each cookie into the milk: "this one is the last one."

And then you will wonder at your obesity.

That's what I did anyway.

10 comments:

Angie Lewis said...

Sometimes babies need a few oreos...it helps them to grow :)

Jenae said...

I'm impressed you only ate 19! Oreos, Double Stuf especially, are my total weakness!Besides, only 6 of them were just for you anyways. :)

Ohio Rasmussen Family said...

I am not pregnant, I love Costco and I would do that same trip with you anyday!!! :) Enjoy every bite of each Oreo cuz sometimes that is just what mommies need, pregnant or not, to get through the day! Costco is just an addicting place no matter what you current state is!!

Emily said...

I do that all the time and its not because I am pregnant and its not even at Costco...I'm just shopping when I am too hungry. And then on Sunday when I try to fit in my favorite skirt and it only makes it up my thighs I wonder how I got so big. :) Girl, I hear ya!

Emily said...

I know you probably don't want to do this but I would love to see a pic of your tummy. :)

Beth said...

I can eat that many oreos in one sitting, too. And I swear the 2nd trimester is where all the weight gets packed on. It's then that I'm hungry all the time and I still have a bit of room in my tummy to eat hordes of food. Enjoy it. You have a really good excuse to gorge yourself right now.
Orange chicken? That sounds yummy. Once I bought the best ravioli there and I crave it all the time now, even though it was like $9 for the package.

Ems said...

Dude Megan...you've got two boys in your tummy. 19 Oreos is perfectly acceptable.

The Tuck Family said...

I just can't type the hysterical laugh out loud that I gave when I read this Megan....I so have been there. Call me when it turns into a whole bag of frozen York peppermint patties...family size! :)

The Tuck Family said...

P.s. Can only pregnant women get away with it?

Mel & Byde... said...

Megan-You are hilarious! You make my day. Eat whatever you want, whenever you want. If you feel good...do it. Mel :)

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