Well, friends. Its that time again. Time to revel in some of those "darndest things" that kids say. To start off with, I have one that I overheard while I was taking my munchkins to their buses. It was not actually a kinder that said it, but its still good.
- Two six grade boys. First boy: "Well, do you like her?" Second boy: "No! She doesn't even know what an INTEGER is."
- Today we were talking about our letter of the week Ss, and Ian raises his hand. "Teacher, does R-4-Tay-5 start with S? Cause I have one I could bring." I was racking my brains trying to figure out what that word was. "Um, R-4-Tay-5 sounds like it starts with R." Then it hit me what he was trying to say, "Ian, do you mean your little Star Wars robot guy?" Yep, that was it: R2D2.
- Last week after our large group literacy lesson JT came up to me with his shoelaces all tied together. "Teacher, can you fix this? My dad did it this morning." "Your dad tied your shoe laces together this morning?" "Yep. He always does." "Well, JT when you came to school today your shoe laces weren't like this. So, I'm pretty sure it wasn't your dad that did it." "Oh! I lied! Oh no! I shouldn't have lied! I shouldn't have lied! I'm so sorry I lied! Oh gosh! I just knew I shouldn't have lied!"