I was all excited to put the boys in their matching pajamas I bought today. So, after dinner I hosed off Will and dressed him. And then I started on Cole. Coley was not happy about being shoved into his pajamas, so I said to him in a chipper voice, "Coleman, don't you want to put your pajamas on so you can be twinners with Will?"
Then I realized what a dumb thing that was to say. He's twinners with Will no matter what.