Sunday, March 20, 2011
Princesses According to Maggie
"Well, Seeping Booty starts when she got born. And the prince was just a kid and him daddy was SO big and him had huge arms and a RARY big tummy. Then, on her sixteen bir-day her prick her finger on a spindle AND DIE. Then the prince get her and the spell was broken and they live happy ever after," she recited.
"Wow," I said.
"And snow white"--she continued--"Starts when her rary mean mother wants her die. And her runs. And her find a house that SO dirty. And there are 7 elves. I say elves 'cause it hard to say other word."
"You mean dwarves?" I said.
"Yeah. Darves," she said. "And them love her take care of them. And the mean mom, stepmother, poison her. Her die. And then her live happy ever after."
"Who saved her?" I asked.
"The prince," she answered.
Then she paused and said, "Lot of them princesses die. But not Cinder-eya. Her spell just got broken."
She tells a better story than Walt Disney himself.
P.S. I'm really going to miss her grammar when she learns to speak properly.