You're the kid that lives next door and I think you're awesome. Tonight at the Murder Mystery Dinner for the youth at church you made me laugh harder than I have in a while! You gave a real motivating speech to convince us of who you thought was guilty. It went something like this: "It's not going to be who you most suspect. That would be me. It's not going to be who you least suspect. That would be Mr. Fife. Its going to be who you most medium suspect. And that would be.... HER!" Then you pointed to Anna with such pizzazz that I couldn't help but agree with you. I think I'm going to use the phrase "most medium suspect" as often as I can. And I have you to thank for that.
Your neighbor who thinks you're hilarious,