Yesterday afternoon my cell phone flickered twice and then blinked off, not to be revived.
So, if you've been trying to reach me, you can't reach me. So stop trying to reach me and reach Dan instead.
And if you have any bright ideas of where to get a good cell phone without having to sign up for a 10 year contract or pay more than $100, please fill me in on the secret. My cell phone also happens to be my home phone, so it's kind of important that I have one.
In other news, I was trying to dye my hair blond and it turned out kind of orange. And I couldn't even call anybody to whine about it.