My hair is blonder, shorter, and yes, even sexier. Thank you Emalee.
My face is fatter. Thank you twins (and 50 pound weight gain).
I can still reach my toes, so I painted them orange. Why not?
Last night Maggie dragged Dan into the bathroom. Apparently she wanted to see what this potty business is all about. There were no fruits of her labors but I think she enjoyed the experience.