I woke up this morning, or rather my alarm clock named Maggie woke me up this morning, at 7:00 am. I went into the kitchen to get us some Cheerios--then I sneezed. The sneeze caused me to pee my pants. That's what happens when one of your twins has his head in your bladder.
So, I went in my bedroom and changed.
Upon returning to the kitchen Maggie said "Baa!" which means bottle. I opened the fridge and squatted down to get her bottle off the bottom shelf. The squatting caused my underwear to rip right in half. That's what happens when you've gained 40 pounds. It probably has something to do with being pregnant with twins, but I'm sure its mostly just a product of obesity.
So, I went in my bedroom and changed. And I realized that 2 underwear changes before 7:30 am was a personal record--a rather unfortunate thing. Luckily, I made it through the rest of the day accident free.