Thank you for your inquiries about me appearing as a contestant on cycle 11 of ANTM. Unfortunately, I will have to decline at this time. My stretch marks have recently transformed from lower abdominal wisps to a serious trans-abdominal spider web. My bikini days (which I never actually had, mind you) are over. Good luck finding other talent. It's really a pity, because my crooked nose is so high fashion.
Your friend,
Megan
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Crap, Megs, I would have cheered for you. Maybe next cycle? Please bless you won't be having triplets then.
That was a weird picture of Tyra.
Ha ha ha! I love your blog posts, they always make me smile!
I got the spider web thing too with this pregnancy. Maybe it's just like that with the second one or maybe I just looked like I was having twins. Yeah probably that one. And what's this about a crooked nose? I'm pretty sure that's not true. I guess if it is I haven't noticed.
I know with my high fashion crooked nose I was going to go for ANTM too but then I remembered how I have these HOT various veins running from my ankle to who knows wear and I had to decline as well. Too bad it would have been their best run yet with us in it! ;)
"where" not "wear"...oh, well. I guess I at least have the brain expected of a model! :)
Beth, it was the only pose in Tyra's online portfolio where she was fully clothed. Cut me some slack. I know you love those nudie pictures but this is a family blog.
I SO would have voted for you....you woulda been Covergirl of the week every week.
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