Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Pregnancy Tip #472

You may really love crab cream cheese wontons, orange chicken, and fried rice. You may be really hungry. And you may be happy because while you were at lunch with your teacher friends, the restaurant owner [who's daughter happens to be in your friend's class] gave you 10% off and free cream cheese wontons. But don't gorge yourself to the point where your stomach is going to burst. Because then it will. It won't be pretty.

But don't despair, pregnant one. Try not to dwell on what happened. Just think about how happy you were when you were eating.

7 comments:

Kirsten said...

Amen sister...just start closing your eyes when you face the toilet...then you will only remember how GOOD it looked, not how BAD! Sorry, I had to say it. The thing that helped me through morning sickness was that unlike the flu, you get something great out of it all in the end. I hope morning sickness doesn't last much longer!!

Ginna said...

oh gosh, I could eat myself to DEATH on cream cheese wontons! Once again you're making me hungry, when the post is all about throwing up. Oh well. Shows how ridiculous I am I guess! I hope you feel better though...

Emily Rasmussen said...

My worst case of morning sickness was when I stuffed myself on chinese food too! I think I threw up a million times with that one. I thought my throat was half gone when I was finally done. Maybe next time I'll take your advice and limit my Chinese intake. :o) Good times, good times!

Megan said...

Sad thing is, Emily and Ginna, even though my experience was not great. I have been CRAVING orange chicken and cream cheese wontons REALLY BAD ALL DAY! What's with that!?

Emily Rasmussen said...

Oh, yeah I hear ya! I still loved Chinese after my major vomit spree. That's what made it hard, I couldn't stuff myself like I wanted too!!! :)The only thing that I have had lasting aversions to after eating them was ribs and I never even threw them up. Go figure.

K said...

You have stated my life philosophy so succinctly. Why did you have to take pictures? It's midnight, and I'm fat - and now I WANT those.

What flipping restaurant was that, anyway?

Megan said...

Alas, the photo was not mine and so I don't know where it was. But the place I was at was in Layton called Fong's Garden. But Lotus Garden on center in Provo makes some delish cream cheese wontons.

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