Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I Blame His Mother

Yes, German Soccer Coach Joachim "Jogi" Low ate boogers while watching/coaching his team in the World Cup.  Yes, that is absolutely disgusting.

But it's not his fault.


I blame his mother. Everyone knows that one of the most sacred responsibilities of a mother is to yell "Oh yuck! Don't do that!" when a child picks their nose. And her responsibility is to times that reaction by 150 thousand if the booger retrieved from the nose is aimed towards the mouth. 

Joachim clearly didn't have a mother who did that. That's the real tragedy.

4 comments:

addicted2shius said...

Eww sick I would seriously barf. No maybe gag. That's really the only thing that makes me gag. My husband loves to preten to flick boogers at me to watch me freak out. Sick.

Berkeley said...

Ha! Gross. Sadly, boogers are probably not the sickest thing that guy had ingested that day. Many Germans drink their own urine. Mmmm, sun tea.

RhondaLue said...

Ewwwwwwww!!!

Germans drink their urine? SAY WHAT? Why would they do that? LOL!!

Ginna said...

Oh my gosh, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now. I almost puked watching that video--seriously that is just SO gross. And to think, my husband wanted to get his hair cut like that guy. ICK!!!!

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