Maggie gave me a medical exam using an egg beater from her kitchen set.
First she examined my mouth. "Open up," She commanded, while she hunched over looking into my open mouth. "Hmmm," she said seriously. "It looks very... dark."
Next, the eyes. She framed my eye with the egg beater and squinted into my face, then she said, "this looks very... important."
And that was the end of the exam. I'll think she'll be a great doctor. Her observations were spot on.