I just finished working out (the twins were napping), so I said to Maggie who was busy playing Clue (her way, which mostly involves losing the cards around the house and shooting things with the tiny revolver), "I'm gonna get in the shower."
She looked up and whined "Why, Mom?"
"'Cause I'm kinda stinky," I said.
"Yeah," she agreed, "You smell like... poop."
I think I smell more like sweat. But I'll give myself an extra scrub with the loofa just to ensure no one else will think I smell like poop.
Oh I love 3 year olds.