I'm wearing a new shirt. An awesome new shirt. An awesome shirt that I won! I suppose you'd like to know how I won that awesome "Office" inspired shirt. I will tell you. Marilyn and Sam (founders of The International Society for the Advancement of Jello), invited us over for a dinner party which they named "A Tribute to Jello." Each guest was asked to prepare a tribute to Jello in the form of art, poetry, architecture, fashion, motivational speech, technical treatise, etc.
I thought a lot about gelatin and what I could possibly say or do to show how much I love the jiggly wonder. As I pondered the substance I realized that it has played a role in the shaping of my life. A major role. Here's my tribute. And I guess it must have been okay, since I won the awesome shirt. But I must say, I thought Melissamerica's beat poetry was way better. [Click on the pictures to read them better.]
And here is a commercial I found that shows just how far Jello has come. Thank you, Jello for all you've done for America. We love you. Now let's go make a salad.